I don’t even know what’s going on here, but I like it. ‘Now I have two faces so I can watch you at all times… even when you sleep. Even when I SLEEP!’
o2w:

Sneak Preview // Issue #19 / Benoni Loos by Zak Krevitt

I don’t even know what’s going on here, but I like it. ‘Now I have two faces so I can watch you at all times… even when you sleep. Even when I SLEEP!’

o2w:

Sneak Preview // Issue #19 / Benoni Loos by Zak Krevitt

I like that de Sade is labeled as being a ‘Sadist’. Well, duh! 
- Kelly MartinMartinist

I like that de Sade is labeled as being a ‘Sadist’. Well, duh! 

- Kelly Martin
Martinist

(Source: bethanymeganxo)

Cute glowy ears and wall eyes - A +!

Cute glowy ears and wall eyes - A +!

I like this because this person has high hip bones like me, it makes me feel like less of an alien! Also….

butts.

I like this because this person has high hip bones like me, it makes me feel like less of an alien! Also….

butts.

I feel like I haven’t posted my favorite Marko Brozic picture in a long, long while. I see where there is nothing, and I create Brozics. You’re welcome.

I feel like I haven’t posted my favorite Marko Brozic picture in a long, long while. I see where there is nothing, and I create Brozics. You’re welcome.

NANOWRIMO

Is anyone doing it? If so— please add me so I have no excuse to fail. ‘kellyxmartin’. We can do it together. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! HUH HUH HUH. (In the butt.)

As ever, I’m writing about fey, fragile men lost in a confusing and terrible world. Where could I possibly come up with such imaginative plots? I know. My boyfriend is writing about a skateboarding cat. I’m so jealous.

Please let man-skirts come into fashion… PLEEEAZEEE. 

Please let man-skirts come into fashion… PLEEEAZEEE. 

(Source: frozi)

So precious even with that terrible thing in his mouth.

So precious even with that terrible thing in his mouth.

This picture is bringing me out of retirement because it features three of my favorite things:
1.) Giant eyelashes
2.) funny teeth
3.) Jakob Hybholt

This picture is bringing me out of retirement because it features three of my favorite things:

1.) Giant eyelashes

2.) funny teeth

3.) Jakob Hybholt

This has been my desktop for damned ages. I stack all the icons over that bottle and on the newspaper. :3

This has been my desktop for damned ages. I stack all the icons over that bottle and on the newspaper. :3

(Source: thefallingdolls)

I love seeing pictures that I’ve already ‘hearted’ come back! I need four of these in my room, sleeping on all surfaces that cats are not.

I love seeing pictures that I’ve already ‘hearted’ come back! I need four of these in my room, sleeping on all surfaces that cats are not.

Hell! How does he have this figure?! He just needs a crook and flail and some hieroglyphs to complete the image. 

Hell! How does he have this figure?! He just needs a crook and flail and some hieroglyphs to complete the image. 

By the way

If you go to this online magazine to view the edit: http://umagmag.com/issues/

It says nudity— BUT NOT DOUGLAS’ EVEN A LITTLE!!! Just tits. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Oh don’t look wistful about murdering that eyebrow-less bitch on the floor! Come to me!

Oh don’t look wistful about murdering that eyebrow-less bitch on the floor! Come to me!

Uhhuhuhuh ditch that outfit but stay in that chair, beauty.. 

Uhhuhuhuh ditch that outfit but stay in that chair, beauty..