I don’t even know what’s going on here, but I like it. ‘Now I have two faces so I can watch you at all times… even when you sleep. Even when I SLEEP!’
o2w:

Sneak Preview // Issue #19 / Benoni Loos by Zak Krevitt

I don’t even know what’s going on here, but I like it. ‘Now I have two faces so I can watch you at all times… even when you sleep. Even when I SLEEP!’

o2w:

Sneak Preview // Issue #19 / Benoni Loos by Zak Krevitt

I like that de Sade is labeled as being a ‘Sadist’. Well, duh! 
- Kelly MartinMartinist

I like that de Sade is labeled as being a ‘Sadist’. Well, duh! 

- Kelly Martin
Martinist

(Source: catastrophictendancies)

Cute glowy ears and wall eyes - A +!

Cute glowy ears and wall eyes - A +!

I like this because this person has high hip bones like me, it makes me feel like less of an alien! Also….

butts.

I like this because this person has high hip bones like me, it makes me feel like less of an alien! Also….

butts.

(Source: epharoe)

I feel like I haven’t posted my favorite Marko Brozic picture in a long, long while. I see where there is nothing, and I create Brozics. You’re welcome.

I feel like I haven’t posted my favorite Marko Brozic picture in a long, long while. I see where there is nothing, and I create Brozics. You’re welcome.

NANOWRIMO

Is anyone doing it? If so— please add me so I have no excuse to fail. ‘kellyxmartin’. We can do it together. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! HUH HUH HUH. (In the butt.)

As ever, I’m writing about fey, fragile men lost in a confusing and terrible world. Where could I possibly come up with such imaginative plots? I know. My boyfriend is writing about a skateboarding cat. I’m so jealous.

Please let man-skirts come into fashion… PLEEEAZEEE. 

Please let man-skirts come into fashion… PLEEEAZEEE. 

(Source: frozi)

So precious even with that terrible thing in his mouth.

So precious even with that terrible thing in his mouth.

(Source: nikita6266)

This picture is bringing me out of retirement because it features three of my favorite things:
1.) Giant eyelashes
2.) funny teeth
3.) Jakob Hybholt

This picture is bringing me out of retirement because it features three of my favorite things:

1.) Giant eyelashes

2.) funny teeth

3.) Jakob Hybholt

(Source: 03lithium)

This has been my desktop for damned ages. I stack all the icons over that bottle and on the newspaper. :3

This has been my desktop for damned ages. I stack all the icons over that bottle and on the newspaper. :3

(Source: thefallingdolls)

I love seeing pictures that I’ve already ‘hearted’ come back! I need four of these in my room, sleeping on all surfaces that cats are not.

I love seeing pictures that I’ve already ‘hearted’ come back! I need four of these in my room, sleeping on all surfaces that cats are not.

(Source: highty-tighty)

Hell! How does he have this figure?! He just needs a crook and flail and some hieroglyphs to complete the image. 

Hell! How does he have this figure?! He just needs a crook and flail and some hieroglyphs to complete the image. 

(Source: damienblottiere)

By the way

If you go to this online magazine to view the edit: http://umagmag.com/issues/

It says nudity— BUT NOT DOUGLAS’ EVEN A LITTLE!!! Just tits. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Oh don’t look wistful about murdering that eyebrow-less bitch on the floor! Come to me!

Oh don’t look wistful about murdering that eyebrow-less bitch on the floor! Come to me!

Uhhuhuhuh ditch that outfit but stay in that chair, beauty.. 

Uhhuhuhuh ditch that outfit but stay in that chair, beauty..